Text 29 Jul A Short and Incomplete List of Shit Some Fuckers Need to Knock the Hell Off
  1. Jogging in the bike lane.
  2. Riding an electric scooter in the bike lane.
  3. Using “fail” or “win” as nouns.
  4. Calling mundane shit epic.
  5. Relating to 3 and 4, using the phrases “epic win” or “epic fail”.
  6. Saying “X a.m. in the morning” or “Y p.m. at night”.
  7. Thinking that merely making a reference that people recognize counts as humour1.
  8. Endlessly repeating memes (I’m looking at you here, reddit). Seriously, they are funny maybe once after which they become like having ants inserted in your urethra.
  9. Kipping.
  10. Doing It Wrong.

  1. I’m looking at you here Achewood commenters. Why is it that one of the best webcomics on the internet has the worst commenter culture? Literally every comment I’ve seen there consists of nothing but making a reference to some line in an earlier strip. ↩


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